Running for Your Life: Going Postable

It’s past that time of year when folks send greetings through the mail. Early to mid-December, millions of North Americans put first-class stamp on an envelope with a festive card inside.

Most people take out a pen and write a little something in the card to go along with the printed message (i.e., Peace on Earth, Season Greetings, etc.).

That is, after asking Alex, to wit:

“Say, Alexa, please quote me the most meaningful language that would best complement  [homily goes here] in my greeting card. I want to maximize the positive feelings in the recipient of the one piece of first-class mail that I send every year to loved ones.”

Alexa provides the answer and you transcribe the perfect personal remarks on the card’s left flap.

Or just contact Postable. With a few taps on your phone, or clicks of your laptop, tailor the message you want to send.

Hell, you can even send a Postable piece of mail during one of the other eleven months of the year.

Know what that’s called? Progress.

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