A lot
has been written and speculated about what Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg is
doing, re: his presidential-like tour, pledging to visit each and every one of
the fifty states, and in so doing hang out with regular Americans.
Wow, no
way in hell a Kardashian (excepting political hopeful Caitlyn Jenner, perhaps) would
do that!
Zuck will
in 2020 be old enough to be eligible to serve as American president. (Although,
trust me, the current president wouldn’t be above conducting a birther campaign
to accuse Z of using a fake ID. CARD HIM! Trump loyalists will be barking.)
No, don’t
believe the bunk that Z is priming the populist pump for a 2020 presidential
run. When you’re the planet’s Big Brother what in hell do you want with the world’s
most undoable job: being the US president?
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