Running for Your Life: Going Postable

It’s past that time of year when folks send greetings through the mail. Early to mid-December, millions of North Americans put first-class stamp on an envelope with a festive card inside.

Most people take out a pen and write a little something in the card to go along with the printed message (i.e., Peace on Earth, Season Greetings, etc.).

That is, after asking Alex, to wit:

“Say, Alexa, please quote me the most meaningful language that would best complement  [homily goes here] in my greeting card. I want to maximize the positive feelings in the recipient of the one piece of first-class mail that I send every year to loved ones.”

Alexa provides the answer and you transcribe the perfect personal remarks on the card’s left flap.

Or just contact Postable. With a few taps on your phone, or clicks of your laptop, tailor the message you want to send.

Hell, you can even send a Postable piece of mail during one of the other eleven months of the year.

Know what that’s called? Progress.

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Running for Your Life: New Yorker?

Thirty years ago (on Dec. 12) my adventures as a resident of New York City began.

Please note the choice of words: Not New Yorker but resident of New York City.

In fact, I find the idea of considering myself a New Yorker to be a fraud, one that even on this significant 30-year anniversary, I’m unwilling to accept. (Although I did write this note only two days ago [Dec. 10], while traveling in a subway over the East River from Brooklyn to Gotham. “Bluest sky over Manhattan;  a wicked slash of home, that this place is home.”)

Still, such identification of home as it relates to the label “New Yorker” requires more than a fleeting feeling. The “fraud” a loaded phrase like “New Yorker,” the latter being manifest in a slew of tiny cuts of assumptions  -- how a New Yorker dresses, how a New Yorker views the subway, what cocktails does a New Yorker have after a long day of work.

I’m not alone in my un-New Yorker-ness. In fact, the hardened silos of self all around me obviously don’t contain those who think of themselves as identifying within a group that doesn’t meet their ever-narrowing definition of self.

Call it exile for want of a more precise term.

Perhaps I cringe from the straitjacket of a New Yorker sensibility, as is reduced to the clubby magazine of the same name. Imagine, if you will, the strained community of purebred prancing poodles, heads erect, never deigning to root about in street trash, the fetid stain, relish the abnormal, the fresh, the raw exotic that’s not breed-worthy.

Suffice to say, I don’t wear that collar. And if the poodle masters have their way, I never will.
Which, on the face of it, sounds like sour grapes. But what’s required is to check your premises. If the world does not share your ideals, then when you express them and they are not reflected in the outcomes, well, doesn’t the blame fall on you for the feelings of disappointment? Aren’t you, always, setting yourself up for disappointment?

And taken further, the health factor  … It is so important to keep your expectations real, to control what you can control. Is it a matter that you “stick to your guns,” or adjust your thinking, beliefs to obtain the desired result?

It seems to me the objective is to keep it real: to wit, use a “straight talk” analysis when moved. Be who and what you are, others are counting on you; it is how to best answer that sticky question: What did you do during your time on earth to make a difference?

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Jamaica, Up Close

Blue-black prophet points in a jagged angry way, the endless mountain road; he is surrounded by a gaggle of goats in shade under a mystic-looking tree ...

“Grilled” gate in what seems the middle of nowhere on this fantasy island, rum punch and jerk meat, all you can drink and eat, heavenly days, nasty broken green glass, countless mind-numbing, self-medicated drunks unshameable, embedded in concrete, what Russell Banks writes in “The Book of Jamaica,” how much worse it is to lift up the poor with promise of real hope, real change, and then see the declared others thrive as before, in charge, as always it is better for them, ideals meaningless, what is the accident of birth, eye contact at the risk of a dull, dirty knife stabbed into ….

The signs says:

TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT
SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN

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