As the kids communicate these days, here’s a text exchange with
a bosom buddy that best conveys the After New Hampshire in my private world …
KN: Daily News editorial today takes to its fainting couch
because Trump “dishonors the office he seeks with … gross vulgarisms.” I happen
to agree with the sentiment, but I’ll be damned if I’ll listen to a sermon from
the leading supplier of gross vulgarisms in the tristate area. Thank you for
letting me vent.
LO: As to the Daily News, ’Tis the unhinged caterwauling of
a dying beast.
KN: Unhinged Caterwauling of the Dying Beast: now there’s a
death metal instrumental title for you!
LO: Let’s write it! Could be the unofficial anthem of the
Clinton campaign.
KN: I know I said instrumental, but just as a warmup …
Steinem, Albright, welcome to the eternal night, Albright, Steinem, screams of
the damned delight ’em . . .
Icons of the feminist dawn, now yelling, “Damn kids, get off
my lawn!
Ba da da da BAAAAA dum …
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