I just liked Lonesome George on Facebook. I would DEFINITELY follow him if he had a Twitter account.
The reason being, Lonesome George, the Galapagos tortoise, is about one hundred years old, but he doesn't look a day over forty. He just keeps motoring along. Imagine his tweets ... You can keep Lady Gaga, Alec Baldwin, Madonna, Justin Bieber, Jennifer Lawrence. Lonesome George ... Now THOSE would be some awesome tweets.