Running for Your Life: Tax Facts

The New York Times doubled down on its Trump dissent with a gold-plated special section screamer this month (October) that outs the president’s family for decades of fishy tax-avoidance schemes, some of which stink of out-and-out money laundering.

No bodies turn up, so not mob-like in that way, but you get the drift.

Damaging? Yeah, but …

Much is made about the American Revolution.

Other notable political and social revolutions – French, Russian, Nicaraguan, Cuban – at least pay lip service to change that will address the problem of the poor, a lack of nominal justice toward them. How those revolutions evolved in trading one bad situation for another is beside the point.

Rather, the acknowledgment of the poor masses is central to the liturgy: Socialism is a pathway backed by pious priests (think the late Archbishop Oscar Romero of El Salvador), a righteous approach to addressing the needs of the have-nots, a compelling theory for millions.

The American Revolution, by contrast, rises from a tax revolt.

Its leaders, the slave-owning landed gentry, balked at taxation without representation.

But central to this liturgy is a fear of Leviathan government, what happens with taxes collected. Where are they spent? Whom do they serve?

American frontier spirit isn’t with the taxman. The revenuer.

Run him off the land with your shotgun, your rural militia, drink corn whisky till you black out at freedom’s dawn.

Trump’s family cracks that code; it’s the American dream, a family getting the better of the revenuer.

What your average American family sees as the bedrock of our nation: the pursuit of happiness come hell or high water – even better if it’s done by sticking a finger in the eye of the revenuer.

Next: Running for Your Life: Got a Hero?

Running for Your Life: Unfunny Cartoon

Editorial cartoon (with the drawing)

Ornate paneled door, lintel sign: Justice Chambers

Left foreground, pinched-faced Justice Ginsberg, with faces of Justices Sotomayor and Kagan partially visible at margin.

Two speech balloons, one which contains these words:

“Yo, Notorious! Run out and get me an ice-cold can a’ Coke the way I like it – and a kegger of Sam Adams for my new friend here!”

The other balloon reads:

“Heh heh heh”

Next: Running for Your Life: Tax Facts

Running for Your Life: The Bay Ridge Half, Baby!

Results are in – and I’m pretty psyched!

Oldest dude (63) across the finish line at the Bay Ridge, Brooklyn, Half-Marathon, on Saturday, Oct. 6, breaking the 2-hour barrier (just! 1:59:55, thanks to a final kick of sorts), and not so worse for wear, leaving my return to Boston Marathon plans intact, shooting for the 65-69 age category qualifying time, in fall 2020, of 4 hours, 5 minutes.

Slowing some, granted, since I managed a personal best half-marathon of 1:43.12 in the 2011 Manhattan Half at Central Park, but I did manage to improve from last year at the Bay Ridge Half, a 2:05.37, when it was especially hot and humid.

It sure feels nice to be on the right side of 2 hours: 137th finisher of 361 runners! Run for Your Life, all right! Still feeling I can reverse that age ... 

Running for Your Life: Unfunny Cartoon


Running for Your Life: Minimalist Golf

An elderly golfer is briskly bag-walking his seven clubs – 3 wood, long iron, 5-iron, 7-iron, 9-iron, wedge and putter –  on his home course, playing his typical 36 holes.

A man half his age drives up in his golf cart, a bag twice as big in the back, and addresses the old fella:

“Say, I hope you don’t mind me asking … but, how old are you?”

“Ninety-two.”

“Seriously? Wow, you look so great. I’d love to look like that when I’m you’re age.”

“You could start right now.”

“No kidding. How?”

“Get out of your cart and start walking.”

This exchange reflects some of what I read in a book by Mark Cucuzzella that has a great title:

“Run for Your Life”

Cucuzzella doesn’t restrict himself to just running tips (Sound familiar?). And in one chapter he talks about how he’s a believer in minimalist golf – as in, just how the 92-year-old plays the game – the old-fashioned way.

I can relate. As a boy I caddied for my dad, carrying his clubs around our city golf links. For me, golf was like the tennis I played (on municipal courts) and street hockey.

Once you got your swing down, the mechanics of compact power, you are off to the links. Playing in soft-soled shoes, hitting the ball true and long and spending time looking at the treetops, the scudding clouds across the sky, as you strided up the course. Hole after sweet-release, energy-fueling hole.

Next: Running for Your Life: The Bay Ridge Half, Baby!

Running for Your Life: Cool, It’s October

There is something about October.

If April is the cruelest month, October is the feral one.

We’re near-civilized out of this state, but it’s there.

Take a deep breath, feel the brace of morning cold.

For days in October, don’t overdress. If you work protocol permits, wear summer clothing.

Shorts. Feel the cool air in your hairs on your arms and legs.

Got a working dog? Check out its manner. In the case of Thurber, my nine-year-old coonhound, he’s loaded for bear.

We’re bound in space, especially we urban office trolls. Not trolls. Drones. Trolls feel the feral in the air. Their very survival depends on it.

October is the first taste of winter. Instinctive (if we modern humans are still capable of basic instinct), we take stock. Our brains are piqued. There’s an extra lift to our step. Each breath of air more vital than the lethargic summer one.

Forest fauna are booking it: storing nuts, fattening up, digging earth for burrows.

Make no mistake. Bred in our bones lies early human DNA. Feel it. In every breath you take.

Next: Running for Your Life: Minimalist Golf