hen it comes time
well spent my go-to is running, reading and writing. Some time in that order of
perfect moment-searching but not always.
Tell me you are
not “Stone-d” after reading this:
As a child growing up in Harare, I believed there was a Whitney
Houston song that went: ‘Oh! I wanna dance in Zimbabwe, wanna feel the heat in
Zimbabwe.’ It seemed entirely reasonable: Zimbabwe was, and remains, more
beautiful, more richly green and blue and growing, than any other country I
know. It’s a country in which grace is written into its daily greeting:
‘Maswera sei?’ ‘Are you well?’
‘Taswera maswerawo.’ ‘I’m well only if you’re well.’
‘Taswera.’ ‘I’m well.’
*
I was back in Harare,
visiting my grandmother, when the riots began.
My grandmother is in
her nineties, and lives in a cluster of cottages in a northern suburb which
used, once, to be one of the smartest in Harare. It’s now so rundown that the
roads, unlit by streetlamps, are booby-trapped with potholes deep enough to
bury a mid-sized treasure chest, but still African tulip trees bloom by the
roadside. The other inhabitants of the cottages are, like my grandmother,
white, un-rich and quite spectacularly old, and, unlike my grandmother, liable
to refer to themselves as ‘Rhodesian’. The complex has a garden surrounded by a
rusty electric gate, but, unlike many such complexes, no guard, because we are
so far from any possible happening. This diary is not an account from the heart
of the action: it’s an account of how possible it is to be sure of nothing but
rumours, as brutality goes on only miles away; of how life goes on, against the
backdrop of a dictatorship.
I arrive in early
January. Frustration has been building up in Zimbabwe since the brief burst of
anticipation that followed Emmerson Mnangagwa’s assumption of the presidency in
November. As the months went on and no obvious changes took place, as
unemployment failed to fall and the currency swung wildly, the urban areas in
particular grew increasingly angry. My father, who works for an international
organisation in Harare, said riots were predicted before the end of the rainy
season. The rainy season ends in April. The city didn’t even make it close.
*
Zimbabwe’s currency is
a fairground ride: but the kind of unhinged fairground ride that kills people.
In 2008, inflation reached 79.6 billion per cent. I still have a few trillion
dollars in a drawer somewhere. For several years, the country operated on US dollars;
then, in 2016, the government started introducing bond notes into the
marketplace. Bond dollars are not, technically, a currency; rather, they’re
‘legal tender quasi-money’ (how often is quasi-anything a good sign?)
officially pegged to the US dollar. The problem is ‘officially’: one bond
dollar is officially equal to one US dollar but the actual black-market rate is
around 3.6 to 1, and may have changed by the time this goes to press. In
October, for a single week, inflation rocketed and people with bond cash rushed
to spend it before it became worthless: there were runs on alcohol in the
supermarkets, and shoppers were limited to a single can of beer per brand per
person. My mother went to buy a TV for $900 bond; she said she would come back
that afternoon with someone to help her carry it: by which time it was $1500.
Then the currency settled at around 3-1, leaving many people with cupboards
full of breathtakingly expensive beer. Menus are printed without prices, to
avoid the need to print them again in a week’s time.
*
Inside the complex,
all is quiet. I sit with my grandmother, who seems older than last year, but
still beautiful: my family bloodline is not marked out by extraordinary
aesthetic achievement, but she’s always been the bombshell anomaly. She’s one
of my favourite people; she was once head nurse at a hospital in Harare, and I
used as a child to believe that she could summon people back into good health
through sheer force of personality. She is one of the old school Zimbabweans:
she likes men to be men, women to be bold, occasions to be risen to.
Every evening at 6
p.m. we have happy hour: we draw the curtains against the mosquitos, put on a
movie, and drink the available wine, which tastes either slightly like floor
polish or a lot like sugar, depending on the vintage. If you have it with
plenty of ice, it is not undelicious.
My grandmother, one
hour and 14 minutes into 2001: A Space Odyssey: ‘Has
it started yet?’ This seems to me a cogent piece of criticism.
*
The volatility of the
bond dollar means that some places will not accept it. A man who used once to
work for my mother as a gardener knocks on the door; his son has had his leg
mauled by his dog. The clinic charges US$200 for the necessary injections. The
average monthly wage of a gardener is less than $300 bond. My family smuggles
US dollars into the country sewn into our trouser pockets, and so my mother is
able to give him the money; but for people without access to foreign currency –
the vast majority of Zimbabweans – the only possible option is to lie in the
dark in the heat of the night and hope or pray or both that your child won’t
start showing signs of a rabies infection.
There is, too, a
petrol crisis. Petrol itself is very cheap – the equivalent of £0.97 a litre:
the difficulty is that there isn’t any. The government argues that this is
because people are hoarding and smuggling fuel, about which Zimbabwean Twitter,
which traffics largely in good jokes and good music, is incredulous and ironic.
It’s widely known that a small number of people with good connections are
making a vast profit from importing petrol. Getting a licence to import means
you can buy US dollars from the reserve bank at the official 1-1 rate. The
trick is very simple: you buy enough US dollars to import, for instance, two
tankers of petrol; and then you either buy only one, and make a solid threefold
profit on your leftover US dollars, or you buy two tankers and sell the other
for a profit across the border in Mozambique. So petrol, and where to find it,
becomes a central subject of conversation, in the same way Brexit is in the UK:
all conversational roads lead to the service station.
*
Every morning I sit
outside in the shade, watching the purple-crested turacos and working on a
laptop, and occasionally bellowing small talk at the inhabitants of the
complex. My grandmother notes in passing, not unkindly but with the interest of
a medical practitioner, that I have unusually fat arms for a thinnish person.
As old age has given her a tendency to repeat herself, she notes this in
passing a few dozen times. It has at least the advantage of being true. A Giant
African Land Snail makes its way into the house and halfway to my bedroom
before I notice. My ankles grow so bitten by mosquitoes that I appear to be
wearing purple socks. There is nowhere in the world I would rather be.
*
An acquaintance is
given a petrol tip-off, via someone’s friend’s cousin: she arrives in a queue,
which already spans six blocks, at 2 a.m., and receives her petrol at 10 a.m.
She is jubilant.
Because there’s no
petrol, you have to be more than usually careful not to burn your house down,
because it’s very unlikely that fire engines will be available. This has
happened before: in the 1980s, my father had a small fire at the bottom of the
garden. He called the fire service, and they asked if he could come and pick
them up. When he asked how they could help if they had no fire engine, they
proposed to sweep at the fire with brooms.
*
Most people in Harare
travel to work by commuter omnibuses, known as kombis. These are white vans,
many of them Toyota Hiaces patched together with duct tape and hope, designed
to hold around 16 people but into which 20 can squeeze: the drivers tend to go
like Lewis Hamilton, if Lewis Hamilton was in a hurry to avenge his father’s
death. The rear windows almost invariably have slogans splashed across them;
these slogans fall into four broad camps: reverently theistic, football,
advertising and sassy. ‘The Devil is a Liar’ stops at a traffic light behind ‘Oh Mama.’
On 12 January, we wake
to find that the government has tripled the cost of petrol. Kombis are forced
to raise the price of a journey to $10 bond, which means that for many
commuters, including many nurses and teachers, going to work means a net loss.
This is the final spark.
*
Riots break out across
the country. Protesters, liaising via WhatsApp and Twitter, set fire to tyres
and cars, and pile rocks in the middle of the roads. A three-day stayaway is
planned, starting on Monday the 14th: schools, shops, offices close, and kombis
stop driving.
*
Inside the complex,
there is a long-planned 95th birthday party. There are doubts about safety for
the people coming from out of town, but we are so far from the centre of
Harare, which is the only place that is burning, that they decide to go ahead.
A small group gathers, with a combined age of roughly a thousand years. An
eighty-something-year-old man brings out his guitar, and everyone sings: as
they sing, they sway towards each other, and their hearing aids clash and buzz
with feedback. They sing ‘Daisy, Daisy’ and ‘Waltzing Matilda’: not everyone is
singing the same verse or even the same song at the same time, but everyone is
singing.
*
In retaliation to the
planned stayaway, the government shuts down the internet across the country. It
takes me some time to realise: I blame my computer, and spend half an hour
optimistically plugging and unplugging cables into the router, because I
foolishly didn’t imagine that Mnangagwa would take such an open and unambiguous
leaf from the dictator playbook. But then Econet, the country’s primary
internet provider, sends out an erratically punctuated text to all its
customers:
Further to a warrant issued by the Minister of State in the
President¿s Office for National Security through the Director General of the
President¿s Dept, acting in terms of the Interception of Communications Act,
Internet Services are currently suspended across all networks and Internet
Services Providers.We are obliged to act when directed to do so and the matter
is beyond our control. All inconveniences are sincerely regretted.
On the Tuesday the
deputy minister for information, Energy Mutodi, appears on Zimbabwe Today saying that the shutdown was not due to government
interference; rather, he says, ‘the internet is congested.’ He suggests users
double-check their data bundles to make sure they have enough credit. I imagine
the Twitter reaction would be raucous and funny and bitter and caustic, but I
don’t know for sure, because, even when the internet returns, Twitter remains
on lockdown.
*
In the complex, one of
the spectacularly old men brushing his teeth at the sink suddenly feels dizzy;
he falls backwards, trips into the bath, and hits his head on the porcelain. He
wakes to find himself lying in the bath, unable to get out. He strains, but is
not rescued for several hours. He is, in telling the story, extraordinarily
cheerful. He decides to fill his bath with anything he can find – pillows and
blankets, vast family-size yoghurt pots – to stop it happening again.
The weather turns to
thunderstorms, coaxing out the yellow slugs as long as your forearm that
multiply in the rainy season. E. coli is found in the
drinking water, so we boil it and add chlorine tablets. Then it tastes like a
swimming pool, so I add a teaspoonful of spiced gin to each litre of drinking
water. It presumably doesn’t disinfect the water, but the taste is much
improved. I vow to add gin to all my drinking water on returning home.
My grandmother, as the
music swells over the final minutes of Death in Venice, and Dirk Bogarde
lies, dying and alone, on a deckchair on the sand: ‘Didn’t we used to have
chairs rather like that?’
My grandmother,
watching a protracted sex scene in a gangster film: ‘And to think I used to
enjoy all that sort of thing.’
*
Because of the
internet shutdown, rumours have to be passed by word of mouth, and there is a
Chinese whispers effect. But, when the dust has settled, these things I do know
to be true: soldiers unleash tear gas into crowds. A friend of a friend takes a
video of a young man, not in uniform, walking down the middle of a road,
ignoring the cars, carrying what looks like a carving knife. Many hundreds are
savagely beaten by security forces. Nobody will ever know the exact number,
because many of the injured are too afraid to leave their homes. At least 12
people are killed. A police officer is stoned to death by protesters in
Bulawayo. Over the week more than a thousand people are arrested, many of them
with broken bones, some of them children as young as 14, and thrown into jails
in which neither clean water nor food is provided. The tollgate at Mbudzi is
burned to a shell.
Another friend of a
friend was visiting family in Budiriro, a high-density suburb south-west of
Harare, when he was seized by soldiers and made to crawl on all fours along the
road while being beaten. He’s the finance director of a small company: not a
subversive, not known to the army personally, just a guy in the street.
There are night raids;
soldiers go from home to home, officially looking for protesters. Several women
report being raped by multiple soldiers. This is new. It wasn’t reported in the
last bout of unrest, and the people who tell me of it shake with horror.
My grandmother’s
gardener, Tendai, goes home to his smallholding in the countryside, and reports
chaos; even the army seems incoherent in its brutality. Half the soldiers in
the area are threatening to beat people who have closed their stores for the
stayaway; the other half are threatening to beat those who open for business.
He is surrounded, his bag is searched, he is threatened and, eventually, let
go.
People, including
children, in a queue for bread are forced by soldiers to lie down in the dirt,
head to toe, in a line. No reason is given.
*
These things are
rumours I can’t substantiate but which, because of the source from which they
come, I did believe and do still believe to be true:
Two young men are shot
dead. A young man at the top of the youth wing of Zanu-PF is found with a car
full of guns. He is arrested for the murders and taken to court, whereupon a
senior government official issues an order that the charge be torn up, the guns
restored, and the young man driven to his mother’s door in comfort.
*
These things are
rumours that I do not believe to be true:
The streets around my
grandmother’s cottage are not safe for a woman walking alone. In fact, they are
exactly as they always are: people greet each other in the road, as they always
do, with that same glorious, lilting: ‘Maswera sei? Taswera maswerawo.’
Protesters are stoning
the stores in the shopping centre in Borrowdale. Borrowdale is a sleepy suburb
a long way from the city centre, and on any given day its shopping centre is
mostly full of women having quiet cups of coffee. One of the shops is called,
ambitiously, Little Harrods. It is not an obvious attack point. When I go with
my mother some days later, everything is untouched.
*
I receive many kind
and panicked texts and calls from friends in England. I’m not afraid for
myself, not out of bravado but because it’s not white women in the suburbs who
are being targeted; I’m of no interest to anyone. But there is a fear
nonetheless; terror that the violence will escalate and a people who have
suffered so overwhelmingly much will suffer again. Those fears turn out to be
justified. I have nightmares: everyone I know has nightmares.
*
Life goes on. Tendai’s
son is planning his wedding, and there are logistical questions of how to
freeze a hundred chickens until the big day. (We eat everything in our freezer
to make room.) I need shoes for the wedding, having come out to Harare only
with trainers. The only shoes in the whole shop that fit me are bright red fake
leather, with pointed toes and golden studs. They will make my feet bleed like
miniature Victoria Fallses, but at no point will I regret the purchase.
*
A
ninety-something-year-old man, once Zimbabwe’s foremost neurosurgeon under whom
my grandmother worked, goes limping into the jails with his Zimmer frame to
tend to the broken and bleeding. The army use the tailgates of their Ford
Rangers to shatter arms and legs. Hundreds of men sit in prison, awaiting trial
on invented charges, as their bones set at right angles to themselves.
*
Tendai’s son’s wedding
takes place when the unrest seems to have calmed, but the traces of it are
still visible: transport is still difficult across the city, the logistics are
still a mission of Noah’s Ark-like proportions, and the wedding starts several
hours late. But the couple kiss under a kingfisher-blue sky; the bridesmaids
and groomsmen perform choreographed dances; we all whoop and ululate until our
lungs throb. The dancing is what makes the day a triumph: at most Zimbabwean
weddings everyone, or almost everyone, is called up to dance, singly or in
tranches. A girl dances with gold rings around her neck and the feet of
Ariadne.
*
The city grows calm
enough to hold a meet at the racecourse. I go with my father on a baking hot
day, and watch a small cluster of horses gallop, moderately slowly, into sight
and set a gang of storks by the finish line flapping furiously into the air.
Once, thirty years ago, there were tens of thousands of people on race days;
now, we count fewer than ninety, many of them children tussling on the lawn. It
won’t last long: I’m told by the course photographer that there are only five
racing colts being bred in the whole of Zimbabwe. But for now it’s still going,
and it’s free to enter: you can just wander in. A man cycles into the stadium,
his excited four-year-old son in a cardboard box in front of the handlebars.
His son squeaks in joy at the sight of the horses, the chipped yellow paint on
the iron stools that line the course, the dispersed but deadly serious
cheering.
*
Zimbabwe doesn’t need
to be poor; that’s what’s so devastating. It has copious minerals, well-managed
water resources, an educated and ambitious population, a safari park the size
of Belgium, and some of the most beautiful landscapes in the world. It’s poor
in part because of theft on a grand scale: Zimbabwe is being looted by its own
government. Small numbers of elite Zimbabweans feel entitled to wealth, and the
only way for them to get as rich as they feel they should be is to plunder the
parastatals and the public purse. Uncertainty about the current regime and how
long it will survive makes for extreme myopia; people are making golden hay
while they can. Zimbabwe’s fiscal deficit is around 12 per cent of GDP; you
can’t run a deficit that size without stealing from the future. (For
comparison, in 2017 the UK’s deficit was 1.8 per cent.) As my economist father
says, ‘the temporal discount rate is anomalously high.’
The other reason
Zimbabwe is poor is that running a regime on fear is formidably expensive.
Mobilising the army, of course, costs money; tear gas doesn’t come free.
There’s the emigration cost: the brain drain of young Zimbabweans Dick
Whittingtoning on a wide scale. There’s the cost of the loss of life – of young
men like 29-year-old Noah Sahombe, who was beaten by soldiers and died of renal
failure. And, leading from that third cost, the fourth: despite the spit and guts
and endurance of Zimbabwe’s population, people living in fear are, inescapably,
less productive, less confident, not sure whether it’s safe to stay late at
work, less able to take creative risks. Fear affects the economics of
everything from graphic design to farming: if you have a piece of land, you
could grow maize or tomatoes; tomatoes are worth more on the market, but if
everything goes to hell and the markets collapse, you can store and eat your
maize whereas you can’t store tomatoes. So you grow maize, and remain poor.
But it seems that, for
the first time in a long time, the rate of return on fear is declining. Areas
of the country that were previously assumed to be the solid Zanu-PF heartland,
rural areas with Zanu-PF MPs, were suddenly up in arms: that’s new. As far away
as Nyanga, a district 165 miles east of Harare, they laid out burning tyres on
the road like wreaths for the past.
*
My grandmother’s body
is slowing. An old family friend, a handsome man in his sixties, comes by,
kisses her cheek, and she laughs and makes a pantomine of batting her
eyelashes, despite the fact that we now know she is dying. This, I think, is
what valiance looks like.
*
A guard minding the
cars at the supermarket car park stops to talk. The situation is, he acknowledges,
bad. But, he says, it’s different this time. ‘Little by little, they are making
us courageous.’
*
My grandmother died
the night before I flew home. Her courage was legendary, and her last days were
testament to that courage. When I was young, I found journeys with her
excruciating: she could sit next to someone and within four minutes have
discovered their life story, have undug their hidden dreams. When I was young I
found it hideously embarrassing. Now I consider it miraculous: that warmth and
energy, exploding outwards.
She spent most of her
life in Zimbabwe, and loved it too much to leave. It was more richly beautiful
than any other place she knew.
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